im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
if u ever feel it’s a good idea to tell me how much you hate something i love:
- no one cares
I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.
"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
I liked ya selfie is u gone gimme ya numba like what the fuk
I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang
or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT’S A GIVEAWAY
Cosplay season isn’t that far away and if you’re like me, you enjoy getting your cosplay’s finished a butt fuck ahead of time. Here’s your chance to win…..
-Two wigs of your choice from any wig site!
-$50 to spend on What-Pumpkin!
-A $50 Amazon giftcard
-My blaze it shirt!
-My undying love
Well aint that a rooty tooty dang diddily great deal. Buuuut, there’s some rules
-Must be following me! You can unfollow when the giveaway is over but that’s a dick move
-I will ship internationally!
-You may trade the gift card for a Visa giftcard if you wish
-Reblog as many times as you want, but likes do not count. Don’t spam your followers either
-The giveaway will end on APRIL 20TH.
Go crazy and reblog!